welcome to my twisted mind

(by which i mean my shitty new website!)

so in this age, when all of social media is slowly imploding and burning to the ground, i decided it might not be a bad idea to load up a webpage and start learning html and shit. i don't have a lot of stuff i need to keep track of, but wow how about some life skills?

if nothing else it's a great hub to keep track of where all my stuff is, and where i currently exist on the internet.

considering that i make dumbass powerpoints and have vague dreams of making twine and/or ren'py games someday, having a hub to store things on also seems like a pretty good idea.

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.